How to Pack a Vibrator Without Setting Off the Bomb Squads

Airport security. Get ready to de-shoe

Airport security. Get ready to de-shoe (Photo credit: redjar)

We know you think your vibrator is THE bomb, but don’t let airport security officials take that literally. If you’re planning a trip aoad and can’t phantom to leave your little doozy of joy behind here are a few important tips to consider when packing your loot of sex toys.

Yes, we agree, it’s painful to part with your loin’s soul mate, even if it’s just for ten hours. But your little (or big) purple-rimmed friend will prove your enemy when it’s out on public display in all its nine-inch glory at the airport security checkpoint.

If you’re insistent on bringing your best friend with you on the road but would rather avoid the potentially humiliating nightmare of airport officials pulling out your wobbly dildo, then purchase a discreet vibrator in the shape of a common household item, such as a lipstick or hairush.

These are in abundance at any self-respecting sex shop and will pass through x-rays with security officials paying them little notice.

Take out the batteries. If you’ve forgotten this, cue the full-body-search and bomb squad – you’ve chucked it in your bag carelessly and, somewhere in transition, your vibrator decides to shake things up a bit.

Packing a vibe on your holidays is a great way to make any bland visit even more worthwhile (bonus – it can’t get you pregnant). Keep these handy tips in mind and you’ll avoid being TSA’s next victim.

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